Enough Already

Driving home from work yesterday. 2:30 pm in the afternoon. And the freeway is already full. What the hell?

Don't even get me started on the transportation nightmare that is Memorial Day or Labor Day weekend.

Enough is enough. I hereby propose that anyone who has moved to Utah in the last five years should be killed. Immediately. Anyone who has moved from California to Utah in the last fifteen years should be killed. Immediately. With great violence.

Seriously. There are way, way too many people moving into Utah. They've ruined it. Pollution, traffic, California stupidity... I hate it.

Which brings me to my next point: The United States is overpopulated by at least one hundred million people. So - nuke the entire west coast, nuke the entire east coast and kill everyone in Mexico so they can't move up here... it would solve many, many problems.