Yes, More Sports!

Hello there Fellow Crack-heads of Cujo-onia.

Yes, it has been remarked to me that much of my recent ranting involves sports. Until February and the Super Bowl, it's just the way it is. And more so, when Great and Stinky Evil like the New England Fudgepacker-Patriots arise.

So, I owe an apology to Travis Henry. He was innocent after all. Of course, the NFL made him wait months and months to prove it. I'm starting to think the NFL's shield logo should be replaced with a swastika, considering the way they operate things.

Speaking of which, the Monday night game: reminds me of the bad old days of the NBA when the refs were tripping over themselves to make sure Michael Jordan and the Jordanettes were winning. Did the Ravens do themselves in? Sure. Did the officiating make sure it would happen? Yes.

Anything the Patriots have done or will do this season has no credibility.

And now on to non-sports things. As my great-great-great grandfather, Cornelius von Booglehofken the 23rd said, "Any country that would let a sick, degenerate pervert like Hillary Clinton run for president is doomed."

Time to get our Mexican citizenship, folks. They head up here, we'll head down there.

See you in Cancun.