Since the writers are going on strike, we will probably soon experience a dearth of quality prime time entertainment. Yeah, since there's so much of it on TV already.
Anyway, me and my infinite number of typewriter monkeys are hard at work to keep Americans sitting on their butts every night while Mexicans and Al-Qaeda sneak across our borders and build nuclear weapons out of discarded pizza boxes and Michael Jackson CDs.
I give you the following:
- The Battle of Hell Chicken Creek (mini-series)
- Return to Hell Chicken Creek (mini-series)
- The Children of Hell Chicken Creek (mini-series)
- Legends of Hell Chicken Creek (feature length movie)
