Digital In Ergo Must In Key Ever Be Yours Nesting Under Mars

I have decided the reason we are busting our butts so hard at work is for one simple reason. There are in fact, countries where it is legal for individuals to engage in sexual congress with barn animals. Our CEO and his investment buddies fly out to said countries on a frequent basis and waste the fruits of our labors to spend time with goats dressed as Catholic schoolgirls and pigs dolled up like Anna Nicole Smith.

Just thought I'd let you all know. Help save the farm animals from perverts! Kill a white collar executive today!