I've Had Enough!

"The dream's still alive, some day it will come true..."

Oh yeah, John Freakin'-Sheep-Molester Mellencamp? When will it come true?

My dream is for John Mellencamp's severed head to be mounted on a pole with its tongue cut out, as a warning to all other country singers to stop stinking up our sporting events with commercials riddled with generic-country Nashville-spun shit.

I hate John Mellencamp. I want the man in a permanent state of non-lifeness. For the good of our country, and our children, please America - get rid of this inbred dweeb.