It's All Good

In the coming days and months and years, you will be treated to a New Philosophy of Dave. This new outlook, (paradigm if you will) on life will enable me to scale new heights of depravity, insanity, and horrible consequences. I feel liberated and free! As the great Caveman Philosopher Gruntar the Gruntulant said, "Me no it takum more, ug ug!"

Caring only leads to unsightly ass pimples, premature aging, and fatigue from the effort of giving a crap about anyone or anything. Who needs these terrible, stinky symptoms?

Not me.

Hee heee....

:)